Am I Irish? No. So why do I care? I'll tell you why. When I was in third grade a girl in my class pushed me down because she said my green shamrock sticker didn't count as 'wearing' green on St. Patrick's Day. Sadly, I am still traumatized by this.
I freak out a little every year now. Not for myself, because honestly, I have enough self esteem now that if anyone tried to pinch me or push me down, I'd probably cock my fist back and bust them in the face. (Nice visual). But I don't want that to happen to my kids.
I'm laughing just thinking about what they would do if someone did that to them.
Will would probably choke them. (That's his technique of choice when provoked) And then pretend to feel remorse when the teacher sent him to the principals office. (Actually, he'd probably be horrified. He's never gotten sent to the Principal's office.)
Emma's the one who worries me. That girl is too darn sweet. She's just starting soccer for the first time and I'm going to have to teach her how to Be Aggressive, Be, Be Agressive. (Yes, I used to be a cheerleader. Can't you just see my seventeen year old self kicking around in that skirt with my pom-poms?)
Cole, without a single doubt, would tackle the kid to the ground. And I wouldn't punish him one bit. Nobody should touch my sweet little chocolate eyed boy, who can be one tough kiddo when necessary. But then he would cry when he had a Red day.
And Addy, if she were old enough to go to school, would squeal and point in their face and say, No! No! No! Being the youngest, she's already learned to scrap with the best of them.
All I'm saying is, Don't mess with the Auten's on Saint Patty's Day. Even if they forget to wear green and the teacher has to give them a puffy green shamrock sticker for protection. You might make their momma mad!